Is white claw still good after Labor Day

Well here it is Campers. The unofficial farewell to summer. A summer full of Contradicting Headlines, Social Distancing, Canceled Fireworks, No Music Festivals,  No Street Fairs, and oh lord so much more. 

 

SO I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE. GET THE F OUTTA HERE> 

Is Fall gonna be different. High School sports were canceled prematurely, Big 10 is a no go, Area schools are closed, and NFL has no fans, Not to mention Tailgating is CANCELED.

BIG SCREENS, BIG BBQs, and BIG BEERS BABY.

I'm ready to refill my propane tank, heat up my smoker and have the best football fall of all time. Maybe we don't get to stock up the truck,and crack a white claw at 6 am in Ann Arbor this year. Its okay tho. Here's whats cooking in my crock pot and I just ordered a freaking projection screen Sorry Neighbors this big boy is about to take out door cinema to ANOTHER level . 

BEST CHILI EVER...Leave it the crock pot all day babes, Trust, and slap it on a HOT DOG

CAMPER DAN'S WORLD FAMOUS CHILI

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DIRECTIONS

  • In a large preheated pot, add lard (shortening), ground round, and cow heart (hotdogs), and simmer on medium heat until it seperates and browns. This mixture must be stirred regularly and mashed with a potato masher during process to create a kind of rough paste. Drain, but reserve the rendered fat and set aside for next step (yes, authentic Detroit style is kinda greasy).
  • In a cast iron skillet on medium-high heat, add the rendered fat. Slowly, add cracker crumbs 1 spoonful at a time, stirring contstantly to make a roux. It should be a paste consistency but still able to flow, so add additional fat (butter or shortening) or more crackers, if needed, and continue stirring until it turns a nice woody brown.
  • Add the roux to the meat pot along with chicken stock and simmer for 20 minutes at a slight boil, then add all remaining ingredients, and stir until mixed. Cover the pot and simmer for at least 3-hours (longer the better) stirring occassionally so it doesn't burn on bottom, adding water as necessary for proper consistency.
  • Take out 1/3 of the mixture and put it in a blender and puree until smooth, then pour it back into the pot. Continue simmering, uncovered, for another hour, stirring occassionally so it doesn't burn on bottom, adding water if too thick or more roux if too thin, as necessary for proper consistency.
  • When putting the sauce on your hot dog, the dogs must be grilled on a griddle or a cast iron skillet on medium low with a small amount of butter and vegetable oil. Constant turning of dogs is a must and they must never split open. You will be looking for a consistant light brown color with a darker line of brown on 2 sides. If dogs are straight they can be rolled back and forth regularily to insure even cooking with a large hamburger flipper. If curved use kitchen tongs and adjust next to the other dogs. NEVER BOIL A HOTDOG!
  • Steaming buns is the best way in a home enviroment a chinese steamer basket works well or you can wrap them in paper towells and microwave 3 at a time on high for about 20 seconds. Open bun place dog spread slightly thinned yellow mustard over dog. Cover with Coney sauce then top with onions. Additional mustard may be added, however, cheese or KETCHUP is never allowed; lets leave that to the people in ohio, ok?

 

A rare clip from what my backyard may or may not be.